You know what’s funny?
What’s funny is when Ken mocks his failure to gain votes in a weblog awards poll by declaring a boycott of the poll, allowing him to “consider every vote I do not receive in the poll a tacit expression of support,” only to garner comments wholly in support of his boycott.
Now that’s funny!
(I’ve been trying to conceptualize how to bring out a line of Ken Goldstein toys, by the way. I’m still sorta chewing it over, but I thought maybe a plush doll, board game, and line of back-to-school supplies might be nice. Any other ideas?)
You already have the T-shirts.
Plush dolls are always good. A line of KG playing cards would also work, with perhaps various KGotW images serving as the Kings and Jacks; and, of course, dancing bananas.
Like you could afford the licensing rights and guaranteed up-front fees.
You need to re-read the contract, buddy.
When I signed it, I was just trying to be funny. BTW, Mike, you notice a theme this week in my life?
What, is this some sort of joke?
No, THAT wasn’t some kind of joke! Whenever I try to be funny people think I’m serious! Whenever I try to be serious people think I’m being funny! Damn you all from my weird lonely Bizarro World of Hell!
Are you trying to be funny?
’cause, dude, that made me chuckle, almost.
Ya know, I recently saw an episode of Coupling (the UK version) that gave me an idea for a truly personal addition to the KG store. It would be a different kind of toy, this much is true…
How `bout one of those cute little kiddie backpacks?
Yeah! Like in the shape of Ken’s head! that’d be great!
How about nothing! How about I just got home from work and have to think about my-head-shaped backpacks! I’m suing somebody after I drink this J-Dub-Black!
http://www.futurememories.com/childep-backpacks-character-backpacks.html
Wow! This COMBINES the approaches!
http://www.elswhere.net/pacpac.htm
Also nice
I’d totally buy one.
I wonder how many subpoenas, restraining orders, and nuisance lawsuit filings you can fit in there.