Brief Power Failure in London Halts Trains

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

LONDON (AP) — Power went out in parts of the capital and southeast England on Thursday, bringing much of the London Underground and many regional trains to a halt and trapping rush hour commuters in the tunnels.

Ooh, luverly. First Seattle, then the Eact Coast, now the Brits. Next thing you know, some middle eastern country will have massive failure of the electrical… um… uh…

Go on about your business.