June 03, 2003
If you meet the buddha in the mall

A tender tale involving Darth Vader, the mall, 1978, and a seven-year-old child.

Warning: a cynical sense of humor will GREATLY enhance your appreciation of this anecdote. While I was much too mature to have the same experience as the unfortunate Matthew in 1978, as a willfully childless 37-year old, this story reduced me to tears of helpless laughter.

mike whybark. 59 words. Posted at June 03, 2003 08:37 AM
Comments

Oh, lordy lordy, that were mighty funny. The comments were almost as funny.

Time for a mall series?

Posted by: Felicity at June 3, 2003 9:47 AM

Oh, that is just beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Hex at June 3, 2003 3:03 PM

You're 37? I didn't know that...

Posted by: Ken Goldstein at June 4, 2003 7:59 PM




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