Can ya dig it?

I’m a cat person, okay? Independence and so forth over slavish love any day. That said, it’s come to my attention that there are some peculiar sites concerning felinity afloat about the net.

Bonsai Kitten

via Everything Burns. “Who has not been stricken with the expressive grace of Japanese Bonsai? Though once the sole province of Bonsai masters within Japan, Bonsai plants have been available to fortunate consumers throughout the world for some time. With this in mind, we are proud to now offer to you the animal complement of this art form; the Bonsai Kitten.”

Cat Boxing!

Reference forgotten. “Welcome to Cat Boxing.com! Blow by blow, swap by swap and growl after growl! Round after round of feline fighting!” Honest, much less scary than you think.

My Cat Hates You Dot Com

David Fortney referred me via email. Currently running competition to find “the EVILEST CAT” ever. “This cat hates with such a hot hate, she can’t even stand to be in the house when dorks come over. There are some loser-cooties that can’t be licked off or hocked up in a hairball.”

And, of course, who can forget the notorious Twisty Cats. Sadly for lovers of the bizarre and unfortunate in human behavior, the proprietor of the Twisties seems to have removed the great majority of the skin-crawlingly freakish and yet undeniably cute and harmless images of these triumphs of human intervention in animal reproductive activities.

My own cat, Chloe, wants you to know that there will be NO other cats allowed near her or in her house and that she, and she alone, shall be the sole feline in the house who is permitted to sleep on the bed. We try to ignore these rules when possble.