Dead lines

Yipes! I just got off the phone with my editor and my next round of contributions will be due in about 30 days. I have not one pitch ready or interview in the can.

Something’s gotta give! Internet, you look like the prime candidate.

The word-count totals are actually really pretty doable. The problem is sourcing – it’s about ten short pieces, of which only two are feasible without input. Since I have to do this on weekends and after work from the West Coast, this makes my life considerably more complicated than it might otherwise be.

Ah well, I didn’t start doing this because I thought it would be easy, exactly. Well, maybe a little.

Approval

MT Approval 1.1.0 is a product of the not-obviously identified blogger at jayseae.cxliv.org, who also has a load of other bloggy goodies on offer. If you squint, you can see the outilines of the antispam solution Which Must Not Be Named.

I’ve closed old entries to trackback, which bums me out. If TB had the same UI and publish-only-on-approval setup that comments under MT 3.x and MT-Blacklist offer, I would not have had to do that. I bums me out, actually.

Ruiners!

Close 'em

MT-Close2 is a plugin to close old entries to comments and trackback.

Via this useful site, which includes a host of other promising links such as a trackback-script-name randomizer. So far, I have not found links to references about an approach which an unnamed smart person shared with me sometime last month. I think of it as the spam-fighting tactic Which Must Not Be Named.

Learning Movable Type, the site that hosts the resource page above, looks interesting to poke around.

For best effect imagine me waving my hands around as you read the next sentence

But dang, I don’t have time to dink around with this stuff anymore!

More on today's fun project

This morning’s spectacular time-waster was an accidental DDOS attack, which was probably intended to be a comprehensive trackback-spam attack. The designers of the attack actually weren’t even hammering the box nearly as hard as an intentional DDOS attack would have – it appeared that there were about four IPs involved, and the actual frequency of post requests sent to tb.cgi was under five per minute.

What they couldn’t know is what happens to perl on my creaky old antique here when even one page-rebuild request hits MT. The processor pins for about 30 seconds; so for each request sent that actually got through, the estimated time to completion is greater than 30 seconds. As the requests piled up, the machine began to buckle, with GUI input crawling and eventually displaying lag of up to four minutes from click to event and shell commands queueing up for a similar wait time.

Initially I began disabling sites and web-side apps that I regarded as unlikely suspects just to get them out of the way, but as soon as I looks at the MT apache logs I could see what was going on. I eventually just physically removed the comment and trackback scripts from the served directory, which immediately removed the load on perl and eventually allowed the server to settle down.

So, I guess, tonight I look for a widget to allow me to deal with trackback more effectively. The best solution would be to globally turn off trackback and then turn it on for a few appropriate entries. Setting expiry on old posts would also be great.

Any of you out there with MT3.x who have implemented some kind of trackback control mechanism, feel free to, uh, email me.

Comments should be restored and operational this evening.

DOS

My server is undergoing what appears to be a comment-spam variety DOS attack. I’ve turned off comments and just noticed that MT 3 appears to have no global on-off switch for trackback. I don’t have time to do the hard work this morning (I’m already 2 hours late for work). More info as I learn it.

UPDATE: it is a DDOS, probably accidental as the requests are only about 4 times a minute, against the MT trackback cgi. I yanked both the comments script and the trackback script and that seems to have helped. Off to work (3 hours late, now).

HST RIP

Hunter S. Thompson Kills Himself

ASPEN, Colo. – Hunter S. Thompson, the acerbic counterculture writer who popularized a new form of fictional journalism in books like “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,” fatally shot himself Sunday night at his home, his son said. He was 67.

“Hunter prized his privacy and we ask that his friends and admirers respect that privacy as well as that of his family,” Juan Thompson said in a statement released to the Aspen Daily News.

Well, this makes me really quite angry. It’s absurd of me, but honestly, HST’s seventies material is a source of constant inspiration. I wish I could say it was a source of constant influence, but judged on the effects alone, my demons are clearly less affecting than his.

F***.

(Paul hipped me to the passing via IM.)

Zombi Look

Lessee now.

What got done today? Not that much.

I did pick up a cheap amplifier, but declined to wrestle the octopus of my A/V stack tonight. I discovered a friend had recently Switched, and left him a message of congrats. I also found that another old friend (an old friend from Seattle, mind you) is a MeFite. Here’s hoping he comes to the March 5 meetup. I also learned another old friend is having a wingding on the 5, but think that it’s unlikely that I’ll be able to combine the MeFi thing with the other event, which is really a shame.

I goggled to see an article in the NYT of a web-meme parodying “The Gates.” Not so much that the times would cover a quirky response to Christo’s work. Christo’s stuff nearly always provokes someone to imitate him in an ironic way; the imitations generally reinforce the success of the project they are intended to deflate or lampoon. What is striking is that it’s the first time I can recall the Times covering a web meme at the time of the meme’s rise (which, predictably, came as the large-scale Gates were unveiled last week).

Last night, Viv and I watched two well-reviewed films from 2004 on DVD. Our double feature opened with Shaun of the Dead and closed with Garden State. I didn’t really know what to expect – both films have been so appreciatively mentioned by both pros and acquaintances, I suppose I expected a letdown from one or the other.

Shaun is noticeably the tighter of the two; what a script! The film is almost in appropriately well-constructed. It stands out among its’ shambling forebears by its’ really quite remarkable slickness, from cinematography to story. I was amused to note that our double feature apparently self-organized around writer-performers; Shaun is played by the film‘s co-writer, Simon Pegg.

Garden State stars the film’s writer (and director), Zach Braff opposite Natalie Portman. At first I was a bit put off by the classic first-movie story base. He’s an actor, estranged from the folks, who comes home for his mother’s funeral. Then as the film picks up the pace, which mirrors the lead character emerging from a haze of antidepressant meds, I was more and more involved with the film. Portman, in particular, is a strongly engaging on screen.

Viv was unaware that Braff, who also stars, had both written and directed the film. She liked both films very much.

Which film is more ambitious? It’s hard to say. Both appear to be restricted by genre. In the case of Shaun, a good part of the film’s charm derives from the postmodern way the film frustrates zombie-movie conventions. It does so with a knowing wink at the audience, and as such, it’s hugely enjoyable. But the film’s finely-honed structure, which unfolds with the precision of a Stoppard play, is deeply at odds with the traditional shambolic nature of zombie films. You can get quite drunk while watching Romero’s Night of the Living Dead or Dawn of the Dead and you’ll effectively miss nothing, including the biting social satire that drives both of Romero’s seminal zombie flicks. But if you try that with Shaun of the Dead for a first or second viewing – well, you might at times find yourself as overwhelmed as the titular hero is by his day-to-day life before the zombies.

Garden State is affecting, and yet sort of, well… cute. The careful imposition of a structure on the garden-variety prodigal’s return does successfully distinguish this from other indie films about our culture’s absurdly extended adoration of adolescence, and the performances are uniformly fine. But despite my having enjoyed the film, the (possibly intentional) emotional blankness of the film left it somewhat less resonant than I suspect the filmmaker hoped for. Portman’s performance is what made the difference, lifting this film from okay to good.

Sound and Vision

Last night at practice Karel was talking about a certain kind of old-timey sound that features rough vocals. Greg and I started telling him about the Delta blues and so forth, and mentioning artists I have on vinyl. I jumped up to play some records – and then I realized that my stereo amp has been DOA for nearly six months.

But no more! This weekend is the weekend we pick up a new one. I mentioned I needed to make a list of what I want to Viv, so, this blog entry serves that purpose. I’m looking to get the cheapest one on sale that matches my feature needs.

The amplifier will be used for movies and TV as well as CDs and records (and video and audio tapes). Therefore some surround-sound would be nice, but I’m not buying a bunch of new speakers or anything so it needs to be able to support what I believe is known as 4.1 in addition to whatever absurd high speaker count surround sound befuddlers they use to jack the price up.

An onboard AM / FM radio.

I’m not an audiophile or hardware snob; I just want something reliable.

  • Three or four A/V input-output pairs:
    • one for the VCR (s-video not required, coax)
    • one for the dish box (s-video optional, coax)
    • one for the DVD player (s-video, coax)
    • one for a camera (s-video, coax not req)
  • Three or four stereo RCA input-output pairs:
    • one for the turntable (only input required, I hear this is rare)
    • one for ad hoc devices (I plug an RCA pair into these and run them to the front of the stack)
    • one for a future tape deck
    • one for digital audio input

The primary video output needs to support both coax out and s-video because depending on where the video is being routed I might need either or both. I have an inline rgb-to-digital firewire bridge obtained long ago to digitize old VHS stuff, so it’s quite conceivable to imagine running two TVs off the stack when I finish frankensteining it all together for capturing stuff.

I do not anticipate attempting to jury rig a home-made DVR into this batch of gear.

The busted amp came with a remote, which I mocked without mercy and then began to use instead of all the other remotes. I imagine that this is basically a standard feature these days.

I currently maintain a series of hand drawn maps of the wiring of the current stack. I began to use OmniGraffle to map the connections as though they were a LAN, but the default clip art unaccountably lacked audio and video components.

I made vague gestures toward googling an online tool for developing and maintaining these diagrams, but my google-fu proved sorely lacking and I fell back against the pillowy cushions of the daybed in a swoon.

Murray! Murray! Bring me my bacon!