Stumpy's back!

Couple’s deformed pet squirrel safe at home after road trip

“MACHIAS — A squirrel with half a tail and no left hind foot is back with his caretakers after 10 days on the lam.

Stumpy the squirrel was found six miles from the residence of Steve and Marcia Carter, 52 and 51, who fought back tears when he was returned.”

“When they arrived, Steve Carter lifted the plywood and Stumpy leaped onto his shoulder and uncorked a succession of squeaky barks, seemingly well-nourished and none the worse for wear except for a scratch on his shoulder and five ticks.”

“The deformed squirrel took to walking on a rope leash, playing in the Carters’ front yard, sleeping at night in a cage in their house and riding on the dashboard of Steve Carter’s truck when he made his rounds as a contractor.”

Now this is the kind of quality news America needs in these troubled times. It’s got everthing: pet rodents, a deformed, plucky hero samed Stumpy who’s both cute and repellent (since he is a rodent), touching family values, and a burly he-man who nearly weeps with joy when reunited with the missing loved one. Yeah!

great headline

The front page of today’s P-I features (in the banner that previews their weekend magazine) a headline about Ozzfest, featuring, of course, Ozzy:

“TV dad headlines metalfest”

Which I must admit, I find pretty hilarious and a sterling example of headline writing. Too bad Sharon isn’t named Harriet.

Tall Ships starts thursday

dana_point.jpgNot that this charming vessel is one of the ships coming to town.

But there will be a passel of multi-masted, wind powered vessels entering our fair city, and staying for the weekend. During the weekend, there will be cannon battles on Lake Union between the Washington State based Lady Washington and the Hawaii based Hawaiian Cheiftan. Readers of the New Yorker recently read an account of sailing from Friday Harbor, WA to Vancouver BC over the course of a week in September 2001 aboard the Lady Washington.

The Seattle Times included a great deal of coverage of the events this weekend (including this cool PDF based on the Lady Washington), as did the P-I. The P-I’s coverage was bit cooler – because a staff writer is a volunteer crew member of the Lady Washington.

Sadly, Jason will be out in Eastern Washington this weekend. I have an unutterably powerful desire to see Jason give a full concert on the deck of a full-scale 100-foot-or-larger three master – a ship the size of the sadly unrestored Wawona at the foot of Lake Union or of the USS Constitution in Boston harbor.

Hmm, who’da thunk it? Apparently wind powered ship enthusiasts are not the most effective website designers!

More area ink on Ujaama case

Man accused of online terror recruitment freed; Ujaama case continues is the headline that the P-I ran this NYT wire story under. It details the apparent failure of the British case against the UK-based business partner of Mr. Ujaama in their efforts to set up a terror-training adventure travel business.

Also, on Sunday, the Seattle Times published two stories covering the Seattle setting and investigation into the case. The first, Central Area mosque was 1990s hub for harsh rule, discusses the efforts of some members of the now-defunct Dar-us-Salaam mosque to enforce sharia in the neighborhood of the mosque, in Seattle’s Central District, just over the hill from my house.

The second, more interesting, in my opinion, details the experience of being investigated by the FBI as a member of the core group of militant Muslims involved in the mosque: Local Muslim convert under FBI’s gaze. Ali Shahid Abdul-Raheem was born Patrick Fitzsimmons and converted to Islam in prison. He comes off as a tough cookie.

I haven’t blogged coverage of this in the past, but previous Seattle-area press on this story has highlighted non-militant Muslims who worshipped at the mosque, generally complaining about the militant users of the facility. These stories all clearly described the core of the militants as American-born, and frequently as converts.

I’m very pleased to see some real reporting on this subject.

It was not necessary to suspend the constitution to investigate and defuse the threat to civil society presented by various rightist militias in the early and mid-nineties. It’s still not necessary to do so when investigating events and organizational networks such as these.

Seattle's shameful failures of governance

When I moved to Seattle in 1990, I felt as though I’d come home. From excellent examples of progressive local governance to the burgeoning high-tech economy, I felt that this was where America’s real future had to lie. Great, well-funded public transit; an urban culture that encouraged abandonment of automobile-based transportation, a political culture that was commited to transparency and public input. Everything I ever wanted in a regional government. Best of all, failing sports teams which would surely relocate within the decade, leaving me alone with my fellow bookish rock nerds to play with our computers, walk to work while reading, and practice open democracy free of the warping effect of corporate politics.

When the day before the Gulf War began, people filled the streets of Seattle in protest, I knew I was home, and that whatever happened to the rest of my hopeless native country, the region would remain an island of sanity and a beacon of hope for late industrial democracy.

I was one-hundred percent wrong, and I must say, it pisses me off.

ITEM: Seattle libraries will close doors for a week to save money – including the library system’s web site. See the library’s press release. This despite Seattle being the home of Amazon and reputedly the urban area of the United States with the highest per-capita consumption of books (a totem of local boosters which I was unable to document on the web).

ITEM: not one, but TWO publicly funded sports stadiums built after Seattle city residents vote repeatedly against said monuments to the betrayal of the democratic process. After construction, stadium tenants sucessfully hijack an innovative1% for art” tax on tourist-related activities (hotel, restaurants).

ITEM: Seattle traffic reported to be second worst in the nation, due to the inability of area political institutions to defuse the predictable effects of sprawl on the automotive population of the region. One consequence of the failure: Boeing’s decision to abandon the region, which will eventually move production away from Puget Sound, specifically because of traffic. Note to regional politicos: Sports team migration good, heavy industry migration bad. Why, I personally know a huge Mariners fan in New Jersey, which currently is shamefully bereft of pro baseball!

ITEM: A mature, well-thought out plan for regional light rail confirmed for construction by voters as early as 1996 becomes a monumentally expensive boondoggle, replete with bookeeping problems, closed governance practices, enormous cost overruns, and a complete lack of accountability – all without having laid one mile of track by 2002.

ITEM: a grass-roots effort to address two of these problems – transit and traffic – which also encapsulates the quirky, idealist vision of the future which drew many to Seattle in the 1990’s, an urban monorail project, is fought tooth and nail by members of the local political class. Despite the monorail having been overwhelmingly approved at the ballot box no less than three times thus far, there is another public vote upcoming, and news comes this week of the emergence of both a formal opposition group, led by the truly nasty Henry Aaronson, a Mr. Burns clone if ever there was one, and of the long-simmering rivalry between the monorail and light rail groups.

ITEM: Seattle suffers a riot at Mardi Gras in which one person is killed. The media presents coverage that clearly presents a message of profound racial division through video and photography only, while verbally scrupulously avoiding any mention of race. No serious discussion of the riot as an expression of racial tension in the region took root in the region’s media, despite notable attempts to initiate the discussion. Indeed, only one media organ, The Stranger, even had the courage to call bullshit on the use of racially charged imagery in the coverage, but even this paper avoids seriously looking at racial tension in the city.

ITEM: in the decade of the 1990’s, the price of a first-time home buyer’s purchase is documented to grow by 57 to 78 percent while at the same time the median home sales price moved from $97k to $197k, according to county data, effectively guaranteeing that a household with an aggregate income of less than $85k cannot own property in the city.

Add it up: ineffective political leadership. Loss of foundational industry. Inflationary housing prices. Loss of citizen faith in the political process. No solution to problems of growth and development.

This place, still beautiful, is clearly on its’ way to abject, Detroit style civic collapse. Traffic is the single most important problem to solve, and unfortunately, no solutions appear. Geography alone guarantees that we can’t add freeways, and as demonstrated by LA, more freeways only bring more cars; and it’s clearly the car which is the root of our problem. It’s not possible to pry Americans out of their beloved rolling castles; my conclusion is that there is no solution to Seattle’s problems.

PI article on Ujaama case

Ranch’s efforts at terror training detailed presents a detailed investigation, based mostly on an interview with a former tenant of the Oregon ranch the Feds allege Seattle-area activist James Ujaama helped lease with an eye to turning it into a terrorist training camp.

According to the article, Ujaama’s involvement has been accurately described in prior stories about the investigation – there really were jihadis living at the camp – but his interest in setting it up and running it was apparently based on the intriguing marketing concept of jihad adventure travel, from which he hoped to make a buck or two.

It’s an interesting read. The story reminds me of the various militia punch-and-judy stories from the Northwest in the mid-nineties.

The question that comes to my mind remains: is it acceptable to hold someone incommunicado because they have excercised poor judgement in life choices or posted inflammatory rhetoric to a web site?

NYT covers EQ con

Where Warriors and Ogres Lock Arms Instead of Swords

…and…

Cinescape’s managing editor just told me that ComiCon in San Diego attracted 75,000 people this time, including the full weight of the Hollywood star machine due to upcomoing comics-based flicks.

When comics events become more popular than sporting events and the paper of record covers a player con for a MMOL role-playing game, does it signify something? Are the two events related at all?