the Worst Halloween Costumes of All Time at Retrocrush (tossed off by the fab-u-lous April Winchell – tossed off, get it? ah, ha ha I kill me) led me to the horrific pipe-cleaner man (Not safe for children of uptight parents, but no actual nudity or dead people). Pipe cleaner man, got that?

The best part is that the website author found it amidst his dead relatives’ material, foreshadowing the dilemma more and more of us will face with the passage of time: what to do with the porn?

Baretta with the damn bird appliqued to his freakin’ “leather jacket” sums up everything that is wrong, WRONG WRONG with corpocratic merchandising!