Intense dream: I was reheating a recalcitrant hypercompact bluetooth keyboard over the open flame of one of our gas burners (no, I don’t know what good that was supposed to do). Amazingly, the plastic caught fire and began to burn and melt! Who could have foreseen such an outcome!

The burning plastic somehow got into the oven and into one of our dish cabinets and ignited several small fires that I was able to calmly. if angrily, extinguish. I was most mad about the oven fire because I was not certain how to knock it down.

This reminds me: although we do have a couple of extinguishers, I don’t know where they are.