After the Royals four-game sweep and attending Monday night’s resonant Iwakuma victory over the Blue Jays, I could not resist an $11 free-teeshirt special tonight.

There were Blue Jays cosplay dudes.

Even Santa was there, and he knew what was about to happen.

And so it came to pass!

At the end of the eighth inning, I texted Viv to go visit my older neighbor Dick and his wife. “Get out two brooms and get ready to clean up – Go take them next door! Dick will explain!”

At first she was not going to do this but eventually decided it might be some sort of emergency. Dick laughed and laughed. Viv texted me back to let me know that I suck. I laughed and laughed. I love my wife.