I firmly believe I had some blathering in me today. But at the current time my listless sleepiness has limited my actions to staring blankly at the contents of the directory entitled “Games” found on my hard drive. If one of my games could be played by my lying, motionless, and whispering commands such as ‘duck’ or ‘move right,’ I could conceivably be motivated to play.

Voice-command-enabled chess does not count. Checkers, perhaps, or tic-tac-toe.