Painter (Fine Artist) / Gambler

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POSITION OPEN UNTIL FILLED

JOB DESCRIPTION:
We are looking for a Painter (Fine Artist) / Gambler who could win a small sum in a casino, rent out a villa, stock it with food & drink, and invite a lot of people to come and live there.

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EDUCATION AND BACKGROUND:

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* Proven capacity to drift aimlessly, nihilistically through the nightmare of life. Typical outsider, drifter, a loner with asthma, whose frequent changes of address prevented you from participating in either normal school curriculum or sporting pursuits – yet fully capable of teaching at the college of university level if the occasion permitted it. Former experience in interior and furniture design A + .

Now that’s a job.