The Illuminated Donkey announced that when the counter over there rolled over to 100,000, a prize involving obscure 80’s films on VHS might be in the offing.

Well, I must be getting old, cuz I had nothing better to do between 11:50 and 12:15 tonight except to kick that puppy over!

No cheating or chicanery was involved - just good old Murrican know how and more computers than one man could ever possibly actually need. I even tried Lynx, for god’s sake, but it didn’t render the java, of course.