The preceding entry, naturally, brought thoughts of Vegas to your suspicious minds. That would of course be both correct and appropriate.
By incredible coincidence, later that same evening, the main attraction was introduced to a sell-out crowd, fans eagerly awaiting a chance to hear the famous and stirring main theme from Kensapoppin’.
To the crowd’s stunned surprise, a legendary entertainer made an appearance instead.
(Don’t be fooled, it’s a fat suit. Plenty hot in there, I bet!)
A visibly moved Patrick Murphy was there, camera in hand, to record the appearance.
This has been your
Ken Goldstein of the Week Week
Entry NUMBER TWO!!
Thank you.
Oh, thet Ken! ‘Ees such tha guy!
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It’s easy to see why he’s such a devil with the ladies.
[green with envy over the photoshop skills…]
I’m sorry, Scott, “Photoshop skills” – what ARE you talking about?
Did I say Photoshop? Silly me…I was thinking of the high-quality shop where you get these fantastic photos developed, and just ran it all together. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Shakes, rattles, rolls vs. Boggling. *groan* Boggled. Double-spit take.
In the words of the immortal KG himself, “sick. Sick and wrong.”
That camel toe is just evil.