REPORT TO THE LEAGUE:

The oncet-wuz Andy’s Diner in SoDo features the following:

- Asian cusine
- a liquor license
- FDR’s West Coast touring car
- at least two large-screen wireless mic karaoke rooms and probably at least one more
- a model railroad that runs around an aquarium
- a handsomely appointed Old-West railroad themed lounge, seeming unchanged from circa 1957
- all of the above is within an assortment of railcars

PLEASE TO NOTE

- the presidential car is not Karaoke appointed, although the layout is such that sufficient obstreperousness and cash money might result in such desecration
- the presidential car is broken up into two rooms, a larger room and a smaller room
- the smaller room appears to be the likely primary locale for presidential activities to have been conducted within
- the presidential car is remarkably well-preserved in most fixtures and structural details although it does not appear that historic preservation has been a primary goal of the maintenance and design staff
- the presidential car furnishings are clearly of the utilitarian variety and not intended to reflect the history and status of the car
- the karaoke rooms are newly furnished but distinctly less charming than the presidential car rooms.

MAKE OF IT WHAT YOU WILL.