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December 14, 2004

Christmas Cheer

mike whybark. 82 words. Posted at December 14, 2004 06:33 AM

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mwhybark: @zipties in conclusion, I suggest a remote-controlled video surveillance blimp for hours of in-office fun! Everyone loves panopticon!
mwhybark: @zipties other ex-coworkers used a small TV on their desk to view daytime serial entertainments, which seemed to keep them happy. YMMV.
mwhybark: @zipties tarantula, crickets, piranha, grass snakes, tiny dogs, large dogs, part-wolf dogs, baby tigers, baby crocodiles, baby hippopotami
mwhybark: @zipties alternately, bringing several small pets into the work environment appears to help: bunnies, hamsters, mice, budgies, gila lizards
mwhybark: @zipties also look at shoes, no eye contact, "yes, sir," "no, sir..." you know, politeness mitigates violence, like that.

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