Pleeeeeease Mr President! I needs a job!

What the hell is that thing on my neck?!

as an unemployed person, I recognize it may be unfamiliar to you. it's called a 'suit.'

Oh, that is rich. Har de har har.

I try. I really do.

Try as in my patience, unfortunately, rather than as attempt!

Or do you mean "I Treyf, I really do"