Wanted: Traffic Cops for Space: [NYT] - um, wow.

Gotta make a joke here folks, there’s no passin’ it up. See headline.

Thought number two: is the UN really the body to regulate orbital litter?

Thought number three: if it is, won’t the Bad Mens(tm) step up to the plate to make sure it’s powerless, a la Kyoto (moustaches twirlin’, chargin’ rent, etcetry)?

Oh, it’s tizzifyin’.

Also.

Note to headline scribe: “Wanted: Cops …” is, perhaps, not precisely the meme you were looking for here.